I'VE GOT A CHOCOLATE MARBLE ARCH.

IT'S INTERESTING THAT THESE WOMEN
ARE TECHNICALLY MODELS.

AND THAT MADE ME LAUGH.

AND INSIDE THESE SHEDS
ARE TWENTY-FOOT-HIGH CHICKENS

IT'S QUITE REFRESHING. YOU CALL A SPADE A SPADE.

- I SAY THAT LEXUS IS LIKE THE...
- (BOTH) JAPANESE MERCEDES.

THEY'RE WORN BY SADDAM HUSSEIN,

- DO YOU THINK I WORK IN A PETROL STATION?
- WELL, I JUST PAID YOU FOR PETROL.

THIS IS ALICE, WHO'S NOT GOING TO SHRINK ME. SHE'S
GOING TO TALK ABOUT HAMILTON'S HOLIDAY BREAKS.

YOU'VE GOT TO MOW THE LAWN, WASH THE CAR,

GOOD IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME.

THERE'S A WOMAN IN THE CAR. OUT.

JUST TIME FOR A FUNNY STORY BEFORE THE NEWS.
ON LINE FOUR WE HAVE ROY FROM BUNGAY.

WHY NOT JUST PUT IT ON ITS WRISTS
LIKE LADIES IN STORES?

WE HAVE TO NEUTRALISE THE THREAT
BY INCAPACITATING THE TARGET,

AND PRESS ON YOUR CHEST
WHAT YOU'RE TYING TO SAY.

WHATEVER. I'M DOING MUCH BETTER THAN HIM.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TIDYING?