- I KNOW I SAID ALL THAT STUFF.
- NO, NO.

MOVE AND FIRE
MOVE AND FIRE, MOVE AND FIRE!

OK. HERE'S MATT BIANCO.

(BUZZING)

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S "FACT OF THE DAY".

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE TELESCOPIC DAMPERS
ON EACH CORNER OF THE CARAVAN

- I'VE ALREADY POURED HALF.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT.

- "DOCTOR NOWWT".
- LOVELY STUFF.

OTHERWISE PEOPLE START TAKING LIBERTIES.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MOWING THEIR LAWN.

# POSSESSED YOU, I HATED YOU

I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOUGHT THIS PAINTING.

- LOSE YOUR KEY?
- I COULDN'T OPEN MY DOOR AS I'D LOST MY KEY.

HE'S MARRIED
SO I SHALL ONLY BE USING HIS CHRISTIAN NAME.

YOU CAN HAVE DEATH BY CHOCOLATE
WHILE HE RIFLES YOUR BANK BOOK.

- I'LL GET SOME CRISPS AND THINGS.
- ACTUALLY, JILL, A PIPE OF PRINGLES WILL SUFFICE.

- DIDN'T YOU USED TO BE ON TELEVISION?
- YEAH. I GOT OUT OF IT. UNPLEASANT PEOPLE.

HIT YOUR TARGETS OR YOU'LL BE FIRED.

(PHONE RINGS)