I'M MICHAEL AN' ALL.

- YES.
- THERE'S A CHAP THERE WEARING JEANS.

KATE FITZGERALD'S BOOK, "SOMEONE ELSE",
CHARTS A JOURNEY OF SELF-DISCOVERY

NEXT WEEK'S GUEST PETROL WILL BE... TEXACO AGAIN.

I'LL ER...

- I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW.
- OK. HERE'S...

AND I'LL BE ALAN PARTRIDGE!

AND SUSAN PICKARDY? YOU KNOW HER?

OR THE THIGH POCKET OF A PAIR OF COMBAT TROUSERS.

MICHAEL'S STAYING HERE
TILL THEY PUT HIS FRONT DOOR BACK ON.

- EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
- YES.

IT'S ALL FALLEN INTO PLACE NOW, THOUGH, HASN'T IT?

GO TO LONDON.
YOU'LL EITHER BE MUGGED OR NOT APPRECIATED.

AT THRESHER'S.
SHE WAS LOADING BOOZE INTO HER CAR.

HELLO, LYNN. I'M AT DAN'S BIG HOUSE.
CAN YOU COME WITH THE KITCHEN BROCHURES?

FOR GOD'S SAKE!

- HAVE I GOT A SECOND SERIES?
- THERE'S SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES FOR A MAN...

- BOND WEEKEND. ME AND YOU.
- I DON'T REMEMBER INVITING YOU.