- GETTING DOWN TO IT.
- WE WERE!

- LADY AT THE BACK.
- YES, ALAN.

DONALD FROM HEMSBY HAS E-MAILED US TO SAY,

AFTER YOU.
NOT YOU, LYNN. STAY HERE, GET ON THE PHONE.

AND WE DO THAT IN TWO AREAS -

ME?

- I'LL GET THE DRINKS.
- AAH!

- THE INSIDE.
- THE GIBLETS?

IT'S AUSTRIA!.

OH, GOD, NO. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER FATHER.
WELL, HER OLDER BROTHER. EITHER WAY IT'S INCEST.

OH, LOOK AT YOU, ALAN. YOU SHOULD BE IN HOSPITAL.

- SHE SAYS SHE CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE.
- CALL HER A FAT COW, THEN HANG UP.

IF YOU'RE AT A FAIR, THEY MIGHT
PUT YOUR HEAD IN A CANDY-FLOSS MACHINE.

- WHEN I'VE SEEN YOU DEPRESSED...
- NOT ME!

- OH, I'M SO EXCITED.
- ACTUALLY...

YES! THEN I WENT TO CARAVAN
AND CHUCKED OUT THE TAX WOMAN.

I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO DIAL A NUMBER FROM A TELEPHONE

WASN'T PLEASANT.