YOU COULD GET A BUS THROUGH THERE,
YOU (BLEEP)! LET ME THROUGH!

- IT'S AN ALIEN JUDGE.
- GOLLY.

OH, THIS IS...
OH, THAT'S BANG OUT OF ORDER!

SEE HOW I FEEL AFTER THE FISHCAKES.

BILL ODDIE GAVE ME A DRESSING GOWN
AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

- ARE YOU READY FOR THE MEETING?
- YOU'LL BE THERE.

IT'S LIKE SOME SORT OF VOODOO CANAPE.

WITH THAT MAKE-UP, THEY'RE NEITHER ONE THING
NOR THE OTHER. ARE THEY ALLOWED ON BUSES?

UM, ONE LAST THING.
WHAT TIME DO YOU KNOCK OFF?

OH, YEAH. IT'S VEY CONFUSING.
SOPHIE, I FIND THE PAY CHANNEL VEY CONFUSING.

RIGHT UP TO TWENTIETH-CENTURY WELL-TONED WOMEN

- WHY?
- BECAUSE YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME.

DO YOU WANT ONE OF THESE?

WHY NOT HAVE ME CHASED DOWN THE STREET
BY A HELICOPTER IN WET UNDERPANTS?

IF THEY WERE THAT CLEVER,
THEY'D KNOW THAT THING THEY CHASE ISN'T A RABBIT.

- AND I'LL SHOW YOU THAT MIRROR THING.
- NO.

OH, GUV'NOR, HE'S GOT ME BANG TO RIGHTS.

HELLO.