A BIG HELICOPTER IN GIANT UNDERPANTS.

OOH, A DEAD DADDY-LONG-LEGS.

I'LL WATCH IT FOR YOU!
THROUGH MY LITTLE BINOCULARS, WHOO!

NO, ACTUALLY. IT WAS LIKE THIS.

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF GLOBAL WARMING
AND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM IS...

# JET

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

SORRY. DRY SKIN. I'M FLAKING AGAIN.

LYNN. I'M ON GOD'S SIDE.
I CAN'T STAND THE DEVIL. HE'S BANG OUT OF ORDER.

AND WATCH "CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG"
WITH STING.

- LYNN!
- YES.

(DRUM MACHINE PLAYS)

LET'S SAY HELLO TO MY NEW
COMEDY CHARACTER - CAMP DAVID.

DID YOU SEE ALL THAT?

THAT DOESN'T WORK.

- YOU CAN SIT ON ALAN'S FACE. IT'S A JOKE.
- IT'S A FILTHY JOKE! ALAN IS HITTING YOU.

TODAY IS PURELY
A STRAIGHTFORWARD RANDOM INVESTIGATION.

I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP IN LYNN'S DEAD MUM'S BED.