YOU CAN DROWN IN A CUP OF COFFEE.
OR IS IT AN INCH OF WATER? AAAGH!

- HE IS BEING DISGUSTING.
- WHAT DID HE SAY?

HE COMES OUT, "NOT MY TRIUMPH STAG!
I'VE JUST HAD IT RESPRAYED!"

- CAN I HAVE A SECOND SERIES?
- WHO AM I?

AND IT SAYS "PASS" NOW WHERE IT ONCE SAID "PISS".

IF YOU HAVE, PLEASE TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO PRISON? DO YOU?

- ALAN? THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- WHO IS IT?

MICHAEL, I WOULDN'T ASK FOR
A 25% DISCOUNT ON A KITCHEN.

HOME SWEET HOME.

SHE WAS CERTAINLY FIRST IN THE QUEUE

OH...BUTTER MY ARSE!

- I'LL BE OFF, THEN.
- ONE MORE THING. HA!

# YOU TOLD ME I WAS GOING... #

- YOU DIDN'T HAVE A BREAKDOWN.
- I KNOW.

- DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
- YEAH.

UNBELIEVABLE.

I'M NEVER GOING TO USE THEM.