THEY'RE TRAINED AND VERY RIGHT-WING.

LESS BUBBLES PER CC.

BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT FOR ME, LIKE
'CAUSE I WAS IN THE ARMY WHEN I WAS SEVENTEEN.

THERE. HELP YOURSELF TO A SCONE.
YOU'RE PROBABLY SICK OF CANTEEN FOOD ON TOUR.

THEY START OFF THE SIZE OF MINI FRISBEES,
AND THEY END UP LIKE ACTUAL-SIZE PARACETAMOL.

I'M BEING LIGHT-HEARTED.
SHOOT YOUR CHUFF THROUGH THAT DOOR.

(LYNN) OH, IT'S SMELLY.
(ALAN) IT'S GOT WALNUTS IN.

WHAT, STARBUCKS?

"NUTTY PROFESSOR II.. THE KLUMPS"?

LYNN, MESSAGE FROM ALAN.

IT'S 10P,M,
THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE.

YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF...

I SOLD A MAKITA CORDLESS DRILL IN THE LOCAL PAPER,

SO WHO'S REPLACED HIM
AS HEAD OF PROGRAMMES? CHRIS FEATHERS?

YEAH, I'VE JUST BEEN EATING SOME MOUSSE.

- I'LL SHOOT YOU.
- I'VE GOT A BULLETPROOF BLAZER.

- THEY'RE NOT INVESTIGATING ME.
- WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.

THEY'RE ALL RUBBISH, SO TAKE YOUR PICK.