CALLED UK CONQUEST.

NO, PLEASE! NO! OH, SORRY.

OK. JUST FOLD THIS TABLE AWAY.
YOU SHOULD FEEL IT CLIP IN THE HOUSING.

I'M AFRAID I NEED TO WATCH MY FIGURE.

MOBILE PHONE NOT HURT TOO MUCH. IS ONLY SMALL.

THIS WOMAN ENRAPTURED THIS MAN,
MADE HIM FEEL SIXTEEN AGAIN.

NICE ARRAY OF PASTIES YOU'VE GOT TODAY.

(VOMITS)

- DO YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?
- NO, THANKS.

TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST A KNOT IN MY VEST.

"AND I THINK LOTS OF BOYS ON AN ISLAND
KILLING A FAT BOY"

I'M A SOFT TARGET.
THEY WON'T GO FOR THE PRIME MINISTER,

YOU'VE GOT TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION, ALAN.
THERE'S A LOT OF LADIES IN HERE TONIGHT.

BECAUSE A SPINAL COLUMN WOULD FIT IN A BAGUETTE.

THE TROUBLE IS IT'D BE QUITE DIFFICULT TO SWALLOW

RIGHT BACK TO CLASSIC ROCK, LIKE WINGS.

I MEAN ME, NOT THE HELICOPTER -
THOUGH SOME SICKO WOULD PROBABLY BUY THAT!

- REALLY?
- INTERESTING FACT.