GO ON, HAVE A GUESS.

BECAUSE IMPACT, BANG, LOCK!

I DON'T WANT TO SEE AN ERECTION.
UNLESS IT'S IN THE MIRROR, RIGHT, GUYS?

MY DRUG OF CHOICE BECAME KETAMINE,
WHICH IS A HORSE TRANQUILLISER.

DON'T SHINE THAT TORCH IN MY FACE, MATE.
I'VE JUST LOST A PINT OF BLOOD.

SORRY. I WON'T DO THE SHOTGUN THING ON THE RADIO.
THAT'S JUST FOR THE BAPTISTS.

ACTUALLY, BEING YOUR AGE AND EVERYTHING,
THERE'S PROBABLY NO NEED FOR THEM.

THERE'S A LOAD OF FROSTIES ON YOUR STEP.

# SUCH A COLD FINGER

OOH!

I SAY TELESCOPIC DAMPERS. I MEAN RIGID STAYS.

I LENT IT TO THAT BLOKE AT THE PETROL STATION.

- EITHER WAY, ONE OF US IS GOING DOWN.
- ALAN, I'VE COME TO MAKE PEACE.

- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO THINK?
- NO.

WHAT'S THIS?
IT'S A CAST-IRON EGG-TREE, LACQUERED.

LYNN, WHEN YOU WERE TALKING
ABOUT GOING TO SKIBBEREEN AS A CHILD.

I SEE. SO THE PRESENT YOU GAVE AWAY,
YOU THEN GOT BACK?

.."I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE".