IN RECESSED LETTERING,
WHICH WOULD ALSO COLLECT CRUMBS.

AND YOUR MEETING
WITH PIET MORANT FROM DANTE FIRES.

OH, SCARY IRISH MAN!

YOU THREW A MONKEY IN THE SEA?

WHEN YOU DRAW YOUR WEAPON, RIGHT,

IT'S BASICALLY ZERO-MAINTENANCE GRASS.

DAN! DAN!

- BOLLOCKS! YOU DON'T KNOW BONO.
- I DO KNOW BONO.

ARE YOU OFF TO SEE A FILM
LIKE "CONE-AN THE BARBARIAN"?

- HOW CAN YOU KILL YOURSELF IN STARBUCKS?
- SHOTGUN IN YOUR MOUTH?

- THE INSIDE.
- THE GIBLETS?

WITH A SELF-PENNED SONG
ENTITLED "I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME".

YEAH, WHATEVER.
DID YOU GET ANY VALENTINE'S CARDS THIS MORNING?

YEAH. I OFTEN THINK I SHOULD
SWALLOW THIS WHOLE

IT FLUSHED ON THE FIRST YANK! I LOVE THIS HOUSE!

OH, GOD.

I SUPPOSE THE SEQUEL WILL HAVE A MAN WITH A...

YOU DID. YOU DROVE UP TO DUNDEE IN BARE FEET.