YOU HAVEN'T LOST IT, ALAN.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY.

SEE YOU LATER.

CHIPS AND CRINKLE-CUT CHIPS.

IT WAS AGONY.

MICHAEL! MICHAEL, MR PARTRIDGE
IS STILL A GUEST IN THIS HOTEL.

"SHALL I LET YOU WALK ALL OVER ME?

AND IT'S FINE TO JOIN IN.

LOOK AT THE SIGN. IT SAYS,
"THANK YOU, STAFF, AND GOODBYE".

HAVING WASHED MY HANDS.

BLOODY HELL.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

I USED TO BE IN THE CHOIR AT PRIMARY SCHOOL...

OH, AYE. I RECKON IT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA, LIKE.

EVERYBODY GOT ABSOLUTELY DRENCHED.

AND THERE'S DALENDESS SHID.

THEY DON'T SOUND EVIL. THEY LIKE FLOWERS.

GADZOOKS! IT'S THE NOBLE
SIR DAVID CLIFTON OF RADIOSHIRE.

MICHAEL, IF HE HITS ME, WILL YOU HIT HIM?