(FARTING NOISE)

(WOMAN) SCENE THIRTEEN, TAKE TWO,

LOVELY TO MEET YOU. I MUST SEE MIKE YAPLEY.

(DEEP VOLCE) YES.

- WHY DON'T YOU JUST APOLOGISE AND...
- MOO!

- ARE WE HAVING THE FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?
- YES, CAN I HAVE MY SAUSAGES BURNT TO A CRISP,

- YOO-HOO!
- HELLO, LYNN. WOULD YOU LIKE A COFFEE?

YEAH, THAT'S IT, GOODBYE,

WHAT DO YOU RECKON?
"3 P.M. AN AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,"

I HAD A LATE NIGHT. WE WENT FOR A CURRY
AND AS WE LEFT, THE HEAVENS OPENED

- I'M OFF FOR A MUSHROOM SLICE.
- GET ME ONE, CHUM.

- ALL RIGHT?
- JOHN.

WHICH I CAN UNDERSTAND.

SINGLE-HAND SUE TACKLING THE BUFFET.

AAGH!

- URGH!
- DON'T MAKE THE SAME NOISE AS THEM!

LET'S WATCH "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"!

HE PROVIDES ALL HER