- YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT.
- PUT IT ON THE SLATE.

IT'LL TAKE YOUR FACE OFF.

YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -

I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T.

YOUR HAND IS ABOUT 3O MIL FROM MY GLAND.

- JUST A COUPLE OF JOKES?
- NO, ALAN.

ALAN, HAVE WE GOT A SECOND SERIES?

# YOU HAD A TEMPER

- ALISON'S WHAT WE CALLED YOU.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

HE KEEPS SAYING THAT.

- WHO WERE PLAYING?
- WE WERE.

WHAT YOU DO?

THIS IS THE LOBBY. I LIKE TO READ
THE SUNDAY PAPERS IN HERE.

- I CAN SEE YOU'RE ENJOYING IT.
- YEAH!

OH, I'M SO SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE REALISED.
I DID WONDER WHEN I FIRST MET YOU.

"FROM ALAN PARTRIDGE."

(SINGS OUT OF TUNE)

YOU PEOPLE.