AND THE REST ARE IN A SHOE BOX
WHICH I THREW OFF A FERRY.

TO MEN LIKE THAT, YOUR BUILDING SOCIETY BOOKS
MAKE FASCINATING READING.

AND "SKIRMISH", A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ
ON A CABLE TELEVISION CHANNEL

- FROM GO WEST...
- FANNIES!

A MEASURE WHICH ACTUALLY WOULD HAVE ALLEVIATED
TRAFFIC CONGESTION ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF PARADISE,

I BET THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES YOU COPPED HOLD OF!

YOU CAN'T USE THE TOILET BECAUSE IT'S BLOCKED.

(KNOCKING)
COME IN.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S LOVE BUD.

WITH BBC COMMISSIONING POLICY,

- THAT BLOKE'S JUST TOLD HIM.
- WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR BACK?

L HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, ALAN,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A SONG ABOUT...

YES.

(MUSIC)

RIGHT. I THINK I'LL BE GOING ALONG, YES.

LOADS OF WOMEN TALKING BLABBERING CRAP?

YOU SEE, AT APACHE, WE... WAAY!

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT. THEY WON'T ASK ABOUT IT.