I MEAN ME, NOT THE HELICOPTER -
THOUGH SOME SICKO WOULD PROBABLY BUY THAT!

- THAT'S TERRIBLE.
- A DISASTER. I DON'T WANT MY FACE ON THIS!

CARD WITH A HANDSHAKE?
I USED TO DO THAT, BUT KEPT GETTING IT WRONG.

GOOD IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME.

OK, IT'S 7 A.M.
AND FIRST OF ALL WE GOT CHINA CRISIS.

THAT HAS THE LARGEST AUDIENCE SHARE
FOR A DIGITAL CHANNEL AT THAT TIME OF DAY

SOME OF THE STUNTS THEY PULL...
THEY'LL CHAIN YOU TO A CAR THAT'S BEEN CLAMPED.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

I PAID FOR YOURS. ALL YOUR SEGMENTS ARE INTACT.

TAKE HER OUT TO A LOCAL FORT OR VICTORIAN FOLLY.

WE'LL LET THIS GO,

EXCELLENT.

IS HE GOING TO GET PETROL? NO.
HE'S JUST USING THE FORECOURT TO TURN ROUND.

PHEW, THIS LOOKS DISGUSTING.

HE'S DEAD NOW.

NO, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

I PREFER DAVID ATTENBOROUGH.
HE'S MORE HONEST. HE INTERVIEWS REAL MICE.

MICHAEL, CHANGE THAT TO
"AN AFTERNOON WITH JUST ALAN PARTRIDGE".