- WE MIGHT GIVE YOU A SECOND SERIES.
- THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT.

THERE'S THE BATH, HOP IN, THERE'S A LOOFAH...

WHICH MEANS IT WON'T PERISH.

- WE'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
- OH, YEAH?

TIME TO RUN YOURSELF A BIG BATH. IT'S CHRIS REA.

DO YOU MIND IF I TALK?

MOUSSE FROM A BOWL IS VERY NICE,
BUT TO PUT IT ON A PERSON IS DEMENTED!

AYE.

IT'S NOT BOLLOCKS.
YOUR PROGRAMMES WERE APPALLING.

THINGS HAVE TO BE COMPARTMENTALISED, ALAN.
FOR EXAMPLE, IN THIS DRAWER YOU...

NO. HE LIKES TO LIE THERE, THOUGH,
WITH THE "SUNDAY EXPRESS"

AMAZING. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ZIP.
- RIGHT, OK.

TONIGHT WE'RE SUPER TALKING ABOUT EVIL DOGS.

IT'S NOT A CRANK CALL.
WHY HAVE YOU PUT IT ON THERE?

- OH?
- IT DIDN'T REALLY WORK FOR ME.

- I LOVE YOUR "DEEP BATH".
- DAN'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU.

THEN EAT THE EVIDENCE.