ANYONE... ANYONE WANT TO JOIN ME?

ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S HIS BOOK LIKE?
I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME.

T. GLADDEN E-MAILS TO SAY HE'D LIKE TO CLEAN OUT
THE ATTIC WITH THE LOVELY KATE WINSLET.

A LOLLIPOP.

NOW BOOGER OFF!

MAYBE YOU HAVE. IF YOU HAVEN'T, I APOLOGISE.

I IMAGINE THAT'S A MONTH'S WAGES
TO SOMEONE LIKE YOU. HELLO?

- PARDON?
- NO, JUST A JOKE.

(SOME GROANS)

- GOOD MORNING, SOPHIE.
- GOOD MORNING. DID YOU SLEEP WELL?

OH, YES. VERY CONFUSING.

- NO. HAVE YOU ANY TONIC WATER?
- AYE.

NO. IT WAS JUST A MR P NISHEAD.

IF I WAS DRESSED ON THE OTHER SIDE
IT WOULD BE IN CONTACT.

I DON'T HAVE DONKEYS,
AND IF I DID I WOULDN'T FEED THEM CHIPS.

- CHRIS...
- JUST TWO MINUTES.

THAT HAS THE LARGEST AUDIENCE SHARE
FOR A DIGITAL CHANNEL AT THAT TIME OF DAY

SOD OFF!