- HOW DO YOU... CAN L...
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?

THEN WATCH TV, LIKE "CONE DANCING".

I WOULDN'T EAT A TOMATO IF IT SAID, "EAT ME"
WHICH IS NOT UNLIKELY GIVEN THE RUBBISH IN THEM.

I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO CHECK THE SMALL PRINT.

- STILL WATCHING YOU, ALAN.
- I KNOW.

YOU ONCE CANED ME FOR HAVING A CHALK PENIS
DRAWN ON THE BACK OF MY BLAZER.

- YOU'RE MAD, YOU ARE!
- I KNOW, I AM A BIT MAD.

# DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH,
IN HEAVEN THE BELLS ARE RINGING

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
JUST HAVING A CHINWAG ABOUT CANCER.

OH...BUTTER MY ARSE!

YOU SAY...TOMATO.

LET'S SAY HELLO TO MY NEW
COMEDY CHARACTER - CAMP DAVID.

- THE RETIRED POLICEMAN WHO'S NOT A CON MAN?
- YES.

AND MOVE AND FIRE
MOVE AND FIRE, MOVE AND FIRE.

THE TAXI DRIVER DROVE HER TO A NEWSAGENT

AND TELL THEM TO GET ME A 4O-YEAR-OLD SCORCHER.
AND DO USE THAT WORD.

I NEVER THOUGHT, WHEN I WAS IN MY 20S,
I'D HAVE TO PUSH.

JUST...JUST GOING FOR A WALK!