- THIS IS RHUBARB CRUMBLE AND CUSTARD.
- SMASHING.

IF YOU HAVE, PLEASE TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.

BUT I WAS MADE PROMISES
ABOUT STORAGE THAT WERE NOT KEPT.

(LIFT BELL)

BUT WHAT IS THE BURNING ISSUE?

THIS IS A NEW TABLE. IT'S NOT QUITE FINISHED.

YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT BALLPARK.

THIS IS A LAUGH. SECURITY CARD. HELLO, SECURITY?

I'M GOING TO GET A GINSTER'S FROM THE FRIDGE.
PUT IT ON THE SLATE.

THIS IS THE SAME RUBBISH AS THE OTHER DAY
WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT PUTTING A SPINE IN A BAP.

YEAH, VERY FIRM. MINE ARE MORE OR LESS THE SAME,
JUST FRACTIONALLY MORE FLACCID.

PERHAPS IT DOESN'T FIT IN WITH HER BLINKERED
VIEW OF THE WORLD. NEVERTHELESS, NICE SONG.

BEN?

RIGHT.

- WHY? WERE THEY NOT VERY GOOD?
- NO, THEY WERE GREAT.

I RECKON I COULD DO THAT BOND STUFF.

- THE KITCHEN? THIS IS THE ONE FOR YOU.
- RIGHT.

NIGHT-NIGHT, MR PARTRIDGE, AND YOUR GOOD LADY.