MINE'S UPBEAT TOO.

VERY MALTY.

AND WATCH "CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG"
WITH STING.

# HE PAINTED SALFORD'S SMOKY TOPS
ON CARDBOARD BOXES FROM THE SHOPS

STOP GIGGLING OR I'LL TAKE DOWN YOUR PARTICULARS.

I'VE REALLY GOT TO SAY THIS, DAVE. CHOCOLATE
ORANGES ARE AVAILABLE FROM RAWLINSONS, THAT'S ALL.

- CHRIS?
- OH, ALAN.

L JUST THOUGHT I'D POUR
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE OVER YOU.

HOW CAN YOU SET FIRE TO YOUR HANDS?

- PLEASE?
- NO, YOU CAN'T!

HI, TEX.

SO JUST TO REPEAT,
QUEEN ELIZABETH IL IS NOT DEAD.

WELL, HE'D EATEN ALL MY FAGS.
IT WAS A PACKET OF 200 DUTY-FREES.

LOVELY PICTURES UP THERE OF LADS WITH BIG HAIR.

I'VE NEARLY MOVED EVERYTHING INTO THE HOUSE.

I'M NOT OK.

YEAH...

SEXUAL ER...INTERCOURSE.