THAT SOUNDS GREAT FUN.
WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE, A TOY SHOP?

MICHAEL, I WOULDN'T ASK FOR
A 25% DISCOUNT ON A KITCHEN.

BUT THEN SHE COMMITTED
A GROSS ACT UPON HIS PERSON,

THEY PUT THESE IN MY ROOM EVERY DAY.
THEY KNOW I'M A MAN!

I PRESENT A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON A DAYTIME DIGITAL CHANNEL CALLED UK CONQUEST.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME
ENTITLED "YACHTING MISHAPS" -

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE SICK ON THE ROAD.

I'M A SOFT TARGET.
THEY WON'T GO FOR THE PRIME MINISTER,

SOPHIE, IF I'M STILL HERE IN SEVEN MONTHS,

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?
(MAKES CLICKING NOISE)

I'VE MISSED YOU AN' ALL, MAN. I REALLY HAVE. I JUST...

FANCY GOING FOR A DRINK?

OOH, A DEAD DADDY-LONG-LEGS.

- HELLO..
- CARL.

IT'S ON THE CENTRAL STEERING WHEEL BOSS
BEHIND THE AIR BAG.

- ALL RIGHT?
- GOOD MORNING.

DON'T SHINE THAT TORCH IN MY FACE, MATE.
I'VE JUST LOST A PINT OF BLOOD.