THAT'S BRILLIANT.

- "YOUTH HOSTELING WITH CHRIS EUBANK."
- NO!

# AND HE PAINTED MATCHSTALK MEN
AND MATCHSTALK CATS AND DOGS

- SPEAK QUICKLY. SHE CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.
- WHAT CAN WE DO?

IF YOU STICK AROUND
FOR THE AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,

HELLO, LYNN. I'M AT DAN'S BIG HOUSE.
CAN YOU COME WITH THE KITCHEN BROCHURES?

ALAN, THIS IS PETER LINEHAN.
HE'S REVAMPING OUR CURRENT AFFAIRS OUTPUT.

I DON'T WANT SALVATION.
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO SAY...

- I THINK YOUR PUPILS WILL WANT TO KNOW.
- I'LL BE IN TOUCH.

HE'S LOSING THE BATTLE FOR WALL SPACE, ISN'T HE?

- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.

- HELLO.
- I'M NOT VERY HAPPY,

# THE CHANCES OF ANYTHING
COMING FROM MARS

I DON'T MEAN A SMALL ONE.
I MEAN A MEDIUM-SIZED ONE.

- I DON'T THINK ANECDOTES ARE YOUR FORTE.
- THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.

I KNEW THAT, BECAUSE HE COMPOSED
HALF OF IT OVER THERE.

IT'S 4.50 AM.

COME ON, CHRIS.
YOU'VE SEEN DOZENS OF CONTRACTS LIKE THAT.