STEADY, GIRLS. OOH, I'M ALL WET!

AND THEN THE MAN JUST WENT!

NO, YOU COMPLETE CRETIN, I'M JUST CONTRIBUTING TO THIS FARCE.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF?

THIS IS ALICE, WHO'S NOT GOING TO SHRINK ME. SHE'S
GOING TO TALK ABOUT HAMILTON'S HOLIDAY BREAKS.

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU SWEAT OVER YOUR WORK.

- LYNN, THESE ARE SEX PEOPLE.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YEAH. THE IMMERSION HEATER?

- IN THE STYLE OF JAMES BOND.
- IT WAS QUITE GOOD.

THEY DO SAY IT'LL HELP
PEOPLE IN WHEEEEL CHAAAIRS!

- LET'S NOT HAVE THAT DISCUSSION NOW.
- CAN I COME IN?

YOU COULD BE MY STUNTMAN.
YOU'VE GOT A GOOD PHYSIQUE.

- I BUY A PRESENT FOR ALAN. GUESS WHAT.
- A BEAR DRESSED AS A BEEFEATER.

OR THEY'D SIMPLY GO FOR A HEAD SHOT.

GORDON? I HOPE HE'S NOT DOING THE DUNKING.
I WOULDN'T LIKE TO BE DUNKED BY A POLICEMAN.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

YES, I DO. AND THE BOOKS AREN'T BEING INCINERATED,
THEY'RE BEING PULPED.

- YOU'RE MAD, YOU ARE!
- I KNOW, I AM A BIT MAD.

- YES. GOOD MORNING, ALAN...
- WHOA. LET ME FINISH.