FROM FAT, CHUBBY LADIES OF THE RENAISSANCE,
TO HARD-FACED CROMWELLIAN SOURPUSSES,

ALAN, "BOUNCING BACK". I SUSPECT
YOU MEANT IT AS AN IRONIC TITLE, DIDN'T YOU?

IT'S BASICALLY A TV SHOW THAT'S NOT ON TV.

BETTER BEING IN A FICTIONAL NIGHTCLUB
THAN IN A FICTIONAL BATH, ALAN.

HELLO. COME TO SEE MY BOOK BEING PULPED.

HELLO, ALAN. CAN I JUST SAY I LOVE YOUR RADIO SHOW?

- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ZIP.
- RIGHT, OK.

- SUSAN, COULD I TAKE FIVE MINUTES?
- YES, OF COURSE.

AND THE REST ARE IN A SHOE BOX
WHICH I THREW OFF A FERRY.

HELLO?

- HELLO.
- HI.

DONALD WINS OUR TOP PRIZE OF AN ACTION MAN
MILITARY FIGURE. IT'S GOT ALL KINDS OF FEATURES.

HELP ME, SOMEONE!

WOULD YOU BE PRONE TO TEMPTATION LIKE ADAM?

THAT WAS ORCHESTRAL MANOEUVRES IN THE DARK

TONIGHT, WE'RE THINK-ABOUTING

I'LL PUT YOU IN THIS ROOM AND GET THE KIDS.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?