I COULD STRAP SAUSAGES TO MY FINGERS.

- ALL THE BLOOD WILL RUN OUT OF THE HOLE.
- PULL IT OFF.

(PHONE RINGS)

QUITE LITERALLY. I'M ON THE RING ROAD.
THE THIRD TIME ROUND.

BUT IT IS A SOLID BOG. THE CHEMICALS
IN THAT LOO WILL DISSOLVE A CORPSE.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- A DOLPHIN CHATTING.

THAT CAT'S NAME IS DAVE CLIFTON

YOU'RE ALL ALONE.

NO. WE'LL USE THE BEACH TOWEL.

- BOLLOCKS! YOU DON'T KNOW BONO.
- I DO KNOW BONO.

OR ROSARY BEADS IF YOU WERE FROM MEXICO.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WAS WRONG WITH MY BOOK?

MR PARTRIDGE? WE'RE FROM THE INLAND REVENUE.

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

I GOT A RED MIST AND I GRABBED
THE MONKEY AND HURLED IT IN THE SEA.

A PINT OF BITTER, A BIG MARKER PEN, WHATEVER.

GET ONE THERE, HE'S GOING DOWN.

I'VE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
SHE'LL BE ALONG SOON WITH A HOT DESSERT.