(COCKEREL CROWS)
- A-HA!

I'LL BE A RATHER SORRY INDIVIDUAL.

THERE'S A LOT OF DIGNITY INVOLVED.

TE...

YOUR COMMENTS WERE ILL-FOUNDED.
THEY WERE DEEPLY IGNORANT,

OH... NO, NO.

DAN!

- CHOCOLATE ONES?
- DON'T MIND, REALLY.

JUST TIME FOR A FUNNY STORY BEFORE THE NEWS.
ON LINE FOUR WE HAVE ROY FROM BUNGAY.

OH, HELLO. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
TO FERNANDO PARTRIDGE, PLEASE.

BUT I CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK MYSELF!

WHAT?

SO, MIKE, WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

IT LOOKS LIKE PORRIDGE!

LOVELY, GREAT... WELL DONE!

- HE IS BEING DISGUSTING.
- WHAT DID HE SAY?

- LET'S NOT HAVE THAT DISCUSSION NOW.
- CAN I COME IN?

WE'VE HAD SEVERAL CALLS
DURING THE LAST FEW HOURS