IF JED AND I ARE BOTH IN HERE, I TEND TO DO THIS.

I WONDERED IF YOU HAD ANY MORE
ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BADGE PACKS?

WOULD IT BE RUDE TO STOP LISTENING
TO YOU AND SPEAK TO SOMEBODY ELSE?

SWEATY RAPHAEL WE USED TO CALL HIM.
GREAT BIG STAINS UNDER HIS ARMPITS.

- WE MIGHT GIVE YOU A SECOND SERIES.
- THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT.

SHE STUCK TO HER GUNS WITH ALL THAT
RIGHT TO THE END, EVEN ON THE LAST DAY.

LOOK, ALAN, IT'S TOO LATE TO CANCEL... I'M SORRY.

THE QUEEN IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE KINGS' SINGERS.

- NO. I WANT TO SEE.
- OK.

- YOU'RE KEEN ON THE BIBLE?
- I LIVE BY IT.

BUT IF THE ELEPHANT MAN CAME IN HERE NOW

NO, JUST A PIPE OF PRINGLES, FINE.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- HELLO.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE MENO...MENOPAU...
OOH, JILL, YOU KNOW YOUR ONIONS!

- FLAVIA? GOOD CALL.
- KING OF COFFEES.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOUGHT THIS PAINTING.

JUST PEOPLE.

THE POLICE DON'T ARREST THEM
BECAUSE THEY ONLY SLAUGHTER THEIR OWN.