SHIT!

MIND YOUR HEAD. IT'S COMING DOWN.

THEY'RE ALL RUBBISH, SO TAKE YOUR PICK.

- BUT IT DON'T MAKE SENSE, DOES IT?
- HELP ME OUT, MATE.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WOBBLING
LIKE A VERY RUDE HOUSE.

I'M SORRY. THAT WASN'T DELIBERATE,
L PROMISE YOU. IT'S NOT A CRY FOR HELP.

UNLESS I'VE GROSSLY MISREAD THE SITUATION.

I'VE ALREADY DONE SOMETHING FOR THEM.
I DID AN AFTER-DINNER WITH BILL ODDIE.

YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE IF YOU'RE A FUSSY EATER.

I DO ENJOY THESE CHATS IN THE MORNING.

# BUT DON'T GO IN

OH, CHRIST! I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY, NO! STOP!

WHO CHOP PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF, SET FIRE
TO THEIR EYEBROWS AND KNOCK PEOPLE'S TEETH OUT

- EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
- YES.

- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

EEOW!

MR STEPHEN BRAI,
WHOSE FATHER INVENTED CATS EYES.