- OH, YES, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
- GOOD. SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

THAT'S NOT TOAST. THAT'S HOT, FLOPPY BREAD.

8.20, "DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER". PUT THE ROAST ON
AS SOON AS YOU SEE THE MOON BUGGY.

IN MY PRE-HAIR DAYS.

(FANFARE)

(ALAN) DO YOU LIKE ME DOING THAT?

STRANGEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD. OH, HELLO, LYNN.

(HEAVY ACCENT) IF THEY HAD PROPER JOBS,
THEY WOULDN'T BE UP TO ALL THIS LARKING.

IT'S ROTOR BLADES COULD COOL YOU DOWN
LIKE A LITTLE HAND FAN.

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A CUP OF BEANS?
YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT.

IF THEY WERE THAT CLEVER,
THEY'D KNOW THAT THING THEY CHASE ISN'T A RABBIT.

INDEED, THE LINES ARE OPEN
IF YOU WANT TO COMMENT

- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- THE VERY SAME. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

SADLY, IT DIDN'T WORK, SO OFF IT CAME AGAIN,

ALTHOUGH HE HADN'T CREATED PEOPLE THEN.

SORRY ABOUT THAT. YOU MUST BE SICK OF THAT.

- TONY.
- BE LYNN AGAIN.

OR THE THIGH POCKET OF A PAIR OF COMBAT TROUSERS.