JILL, IS THE ANSWER TO MY ORIGINAL QUESTION,
"DO YOU LIKE ME SEX-WISE?"

THOUGH THE EFFECTS OF 23 YEARS ON THE GAME

IT'S A SERIOUS SUBJECT.
I ONCE FOUND A LUMP UNDER MY ARM. AWFUL.

- THERE YOU GO, TWO CHOCOLATE MOUSSES.
- THANK YOU.

I MIGHT AS WELL SAY THIS NOW,
SUE COOK HAS PULLED OUT.

I TELL YOU, YOU'VE NOT WITNESSED PURE EVIL

IS HE GOING TO GET PETROL? NO.
HE'S JUST USING THE FORECOURT TO TURN ROUND.

SONJA, THIS IS IN THE LATE '80S.

..AND THEN TO YOUR RECOVERY, IN A VERY UPBEAT WAY.

CAN I SAY ONE WORD TO YOU? STREAMLINING.

- THAT'S FRANKENSTEIN.
- YOU'VE MADE TWO GLARING ERRORS.

- THERE'S TEA IN THE POT.
- OH, GOOD.

I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP IN LYNN'S DEAD MUM'S BED.

(HOARSELY) OH, LADY-BOYS!

JUST GO AND SAY, "NO, I DON'T PAY. TAX IS RUBBISH."

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?
(MAKES CLICKING NOISE)

CHAP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE PUMPS.

JET FROM "GLADIATORS" TO HOST
A MILLENNIUM BARN DANCE AT YEOVIL AERODROME.