- YOU ENJOYED THAT.
- (MACHINE-GUN NOISE)

A BIT LIKE LADY-BOYS.

WHEN YOU'RE AT YOUR BLEAKEST MOMENTS,

NO, ANY TIME.

- JUST LET OFF IN A TAX INSPECTRESS'S FACE.
- LET OFF?

WHEN I RAISED MY LEGS THEN,
SOMETHING UNPLANNED HAPPENED.

YOU'VE HIT THE HAZARDS!

NO. WAYNE.
"GET OFF YOUR HORSE AND DRINK YOUR MILK."

BLOODY HELL.

YOU'VE... YOU'VE POPPED OUT AGAIN!

I DON'T WANT SALVATION.
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO SAY...

I ALWAYS LEAVE THIS HERE,
SO I'M ALWAYS ON THE TELLY.

THAT WAS GREAT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING.

(LIFT BELL DINGS)

HOT TOPIC!

AND COULD YOU TOP IT UP WITH SOME GORDON'S GIN?

I THINK THERE'S SOME INTERESTING...

I'LL BE DOWN THE PUB, PROBABLY.