I ARREST YOU ON SUSPICION
OF SUCKING UP TO A MUSTARD MAGNATE.

TONIGHT, I WAS THAT CLOSE,
THAT CLOSE, TO BEING INFAMOUS.

- THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
- HOW MANY COWS HAVE YOU GOT?

(COW MOOING)

AT YOUR AGE, IT'S STILL ILLEGAL.
YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP IN PRISON.

WHY DON'T YOU COME AND PLAY?

YEAH. I GOT A CHALK PENIS DRAWN ON ME
BY SOME SHIT. I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON HIM.

AS A MUSTARDESS, IF YOU LIKE,
WHAT'S YOUR VIEW ON THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK?

- NO. SPEAKER SYSTEM.
- SORRY.

YOU KNOW THAT THING ABOUT NORFOLK BEING
LIKE A BREAST? CERI SAID THE A47 IS THE AREOLA!

SORRY ABOUT THE SMELL OF URINE,
BUT THERE'S NOTHING TO DO ROUND HERE.

DON'T FORGET TO RINSE THE BATH.
USE THE SHOWER NOZZLE TO BLAST OFF THE SCUM.

HANDS UP! GIVE ME ALL YOUR PETROL!

(WOMAN) HELLO, CAN I HELP YOU?

OOH, BIT OF BUSH.

BUT WITH THE APOLOGY YOU'RE ABOUT TO GIVE,
I'M SURE YOU CAN DIG YOURSELF OUT OF THIS UGLY HOLE.

IT WAS QUITE DETAILED.
THE GUY OBVIOUSLY HAD TALENT, THAT'S THE TRAGEDY.

- YEAH. GOOD DAYS.
- FLORIDA, EH? WALT DISNEY.