I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM IS!
THAT WAS THE CORRS - THREE LITTLE BIRDS
I THINK WE'D ALL LIKE TO...PREY UPON
# IT'S NINE AND A HALF THOUSAND POUNDS #
IS THAT YOU CAN'T HEAR
YOUR GEORDIE ACCENT ON THE BOARD.
- NO!
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.
(LIFT BELL DINGS)
I'VE BEEN RINGING YOU ALL DAY,
BUT YOUR MOBILE WAS SWITCHED OFF.
YOU KNOW, THE FACT THAT HE MADE THAT JOKEY
REMARK DOESN'T MEAN HE SENT YOU THE CARD.
THIS IS A LAUGH. SECURITY CARD. HELLO, SECURITY?
VERY CLEVER MEN.
BOTH VERY CLEVER MEN, BUT I DON'T TRUST THEM.
- WHAT DID HE SAY?
- HE JUST SAID HE WAS MARRIED.
IT IS A BIT, YEAH.
MY POINT IS THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR THE POSITIVES IN YOUR BOOK,
SUPER-BEINGS, REALLY.
THEN SONJA AND I TOOK OUR TOPS OFF AND
HAD A CUDDLE, FOLLOWED BY MINCE AND ONIONS.
YOU COME FROM A PRIVILEGED BACKGROUND.
BECAUSE IT HELPS ME
KEEP THE WOLF FROM THE DOOR, SO TO SPEAK.

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