IT'S GOOD THIS, ISN'T IT, EVEN THOUGH
WE'RE BASICALLY JUST LISTING CHOCOLATE BARS?

NO, HE JUST KNOCKED OFF. CAN I HELP YOU?

BUT WHAT IF HE HADN'T BEEN PLASTIC?

FANTASTIC. THAT IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE!

ALAN, JUST RELAX. IF EVERYTHING'S ABOVE BOARD,
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

DON'T WORRY.
IT'S JUST A CUSHION THAT SIMULATES RECTAL GAS.

DID THEY GET YOU ON THE OLD JEANS RULE? NAZIS!

SHALL WE GO INTO THE...?

- ARE YOU GOING BACK TO YOUR WIFE?
- NO! CAROL? NO, GOD, NO.

IF HE'S LUCKY, IT STICKS IN HIS HAT,

(YELLED INSULTS)

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. SHE'S ONLY 33.

NO, I MEAN GENERALLY.
NOT SPECIFICALLY THE TOILET.

FROM THEIR ALBUM
"ARCHITECTURE AND MORALITY" -

- I WANT YOU TO MOVE IN.
- REALLY?

I HAVEN'T GOT A GIRLFRIEND ANY MORE.
WHAT SHALL I DO?

NO, JUST A PIPE OF PRINGLES, FINE.

IT'S 11.3O. TIME FOR MY "DEEP BATH".