I THINK THOSE STORIES ARE BEST IN THE CARAVAN.

SO HAVE YOU GOT A JOB?

- CHRIS?
- OH, ALAN.

NEVER YOU MIND, ALAN.

OH, THE CAVALRY. COME ON IN.

OH, GREAT. WILL YOU COME AND SEE
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW NEXT WEEKEND?

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

- THERE'S TEA IN THE POT.
- OH, GOOD.

GIRLFRIEND'S LEFT ME.

AND I MARCHED AROUND SAYING, "FEE, FI, FO, FUM!

DO YOU WANT SOME MORE GLITTER?

SORRY ABOUT THE BAD LANGUAGE.
ACTUALLY, I DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGISE, DO L? BIG BALLS!

SORT OF LIKE OPERATION BRAVO 2-O.

I GOT IT BACK AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
FROM MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, MINUS THE POWER PACK,

- DAVID SOUL'S GONNA BE THERE.
- YEAH.

MICHAEL, IF HE HITS ME, WILL YOU HIT HIM?

SO... HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, ALAN?

- DO YOU WANT SOME CHEESE?
- NO, THANK YOU.