- SUSAN, COULD I TAKE FIVE MINUTES?
- YES, OF COURSE.

- SO...SHALL WE START, ALAN?
- YES.

- I NEED TO PICK YOUR BRAINS.
- PICK AWAY.

(WOMAN) HELLO, CAN I HELP YOU?

- HELLO,
- FUNNY STORY?

SEXUAL ER...INTERCOURSE.

- WHY NOT?
- THIS LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T BOUNCED BACK.

I WONDER WHO GOT THE POWER PACK.

- NO. HAVE YOU ANY TONIC WATER?
- AYE.

ONE OF THOSE VEY FRAGILE ONES
WITH A SCREW-ON CUP/CAP.

WHO-OO...

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT DAMON HILL...
OW! LYNN! BE CAREFUL WITH IT.

WE INTERSPERSE IT WITH THEIR FAVOURITE POP SONGS,
MAKE IT LIGHT-HEARTED, GIVE THEM A PLATFORM.

THERE GOES KAREN COLMAN.

- SONJA, DID YOU GET THE PICCALILLI?
- YES.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO FAT AND STEAL MY PENSION?

THE MAIN THING IS WE NEED SOMETHING QUICK.