- ALAN PARTRIDGE THERE...
- THERE'S OTHERS.

MICHAEL.

AND WE WERE STUCK IN THE FOYER,
JUST POINTING AT THE RAIN, SAYING, "WE'RE STUCK."

IT'S ALL FALLEN INTO PLACE NOW, THOUGH, HASN'T IT?

MOTHERS WITH PUSHCHAIRS AND LITTLE BAIRNS.

ESPECIALLY IF IT HAD ONE OF THOSE CIGARETTE
CARDS IN THE SPOKES, SO IT WENT "FFFFF".

- I WANT YOU TO MOVE IN.
- REALLY?

IS THAT A GRANITE WORK SURFACE
THAT'S SUPPORTING YOU BOTH?

- YOU DON'T MIND IF I JUST DO THAT?
- NO. I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU TO MEET ME.

AMAZING HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THE PETROL CAP
TO A FORD FOCUS IS ON THE OFFSIDE REAR.

I'M BEING LIGHT-HEARTED.
SHOOT YOUR CHUFF THROUGH THAT DOOR.

MORE FROM CAMP DAVID TOMORROW.
THE TIME IS...

JUST HAVING SOME HYGIENIC SNOGGING.

HAVE YOU GOT A BATTERY FOR AN ERICKSON?

- HAS HE GIVEN YOU ANOTHER SERIES?
- NO, HE WON'T GIVE ME ONE.

WANT A MARS BAR? SWIVEL.

- IF YOU DON'T DO IT, SKY WILL.
- I'LL LIVE WITH THAT.

MAYBE IF IT WAS VIBRATING PHONE,
IT WOULD BE QUITE PLEASANT!