- AAGH!
- WHAT?

- YOU'RE SEXY, BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU.
- JAMES BOND DOESN'T LIVE IN A CARAVAN.

- ANYWAY, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M A BIT TIRED. I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.

YOU'VE GOT TO LAUGH WHEN YOU FALL OFF A SOFA.
BLOODY SOFA!

THAT WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST
STADIUM BANDS IN THE WORLD -

FROM A POCKET-SIZED BOX
WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED AS A WITCH.

YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE IF YOU'RE A FUSSY EATER.

- YOU REGULARLY BOOK, DON'T YOU?
- YES.

- TWO CHOCOLATE MOUSSES ON ITS WAY.
- JUST GOING OVER THERE FOR A BIT.

IT'S 10P,M,
THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S INCONSISTENT!

LOOK, I AM BRAVE. MY EYE IS FALLING OUT!

- PARTY BAG.
- OH, THANK YOU. BYE BYE.

NO. NO, IT'S DIFFERENT
IT'S CALLED A ROVER METRO NOW.

- I WANT YOU TO LIE FOR ME.
- I CAN'T. IN THE EYES OF GOD...

LYNN, LYNN, YOU SPEAK TO HER.

WHO WAS TRAPPED UPSIDE DOWN
IN HIS HULL EATING CHOCOLATE.

TOP-SHELF IN THIS COUNTY, NOT ABROAD.