- IS IT A GOOD FILM?
- I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

ALAN, YOU MUST MEET MY LADY WIFE CERI.

AH. YOU KNOW THESE ARE INERTIA REEL SEAT BELTS?

- BOLLOCKS! YOU DON'T KNOW BONO.
- I DO KNOW BONO.

HOW WAS YOUR DAY, ALAN?

GOOD. GOT MY FUNGAL FOOT POWDER?

"LORD OF THE RINGS", "OF THE DANCE"
OR "OF THE FLIES". THAT'S TONIGHT'S "HOT TOPIC".

- CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE OFFICE?
- I'D LIKE IT TO DOUBLE AS A CHILL-OUT ROOM.

I MEAN, HOW ARE YOU COPING?

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, DO GIVE ME A CALL.

- TO KEEP YOU OUT, YOU THIEF!
- YOU WHAT?

HOLBEACH, PINCHBECK
TERRINGTON ST CLEMENT, THETFORD FOREST.

# BUT DON'T GO IN

- ARE THEY REPAIRABLE?
- I'LL JUST CHECK.

LISTEN. I'VE BEEN THREATENED BY AN EX-FUZZ.

WHY? YOU'VE GOT A PERFECTLY GOOD MOUTH.

HAVE I GOT ANYTHING ELSE
TO SAY HERE, OR SHALL I GO?

NICE PERFUME OR SOMETHING.