- DO YOU WANT A PICKLED ONION?
- NO. I HATE THEM.

- NO, LOOK, LOOK.
- FOUR WORDS.

GERRY ADAMS LOOKS LIKE A DEPUTY HEADMASTER

OK. THANKS, LYNN.

COULD YOU GIVE THIS TO ALAN.
IT'S FUNGAL FOOT POWDER.

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,

IT'S UNDERNEATH THE STAIRS.

YEAH. I THINK THE IRISH ARE GOING
THROUGH A MAJOR IMAGE CHANGE.

I THINK PEOPLE ARE SAYING,

IT WAS QUITE DETAILED.
THE GUY OBVIOUSLY HAD TALENT, THAT'S THE TRAGEDY.

I LIKE "GOLDFINGER". THAT BIT
WHERE THE LASER BEAM'S GOING UP HIS JAFFAS.

MORNING, MR PARTRIDGE. "WAR OF THE WORLDS."

ALAN, DID YOU SEND SOPHIE
A VALENTINE'S CARD THIS MORNING?

- ACTUALLY, BILL, SPARKLING WINE'LL BE FINE.
- WHATEVER.

- WELL, SOMETIMES, AYE.
- REALLY? WHEN?

GET IN, LYNN.

- THEY CALL NORFOLK THE RUMP OF BRITAIN.
- IT LOOKS LIKE A BOOB.