WHAT'S THE ONE WITH THE VOLCANO THAT OPENS UP
AND THERE'S ALL CHINKIES JUMPING DOWN?

YOU HAVE TO PHONE THE COUNCIL, BUT THEY'VE
SHOVED YOUR MOBILE PHONE UP YOUR BACKSIDE.

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, THEN.

EAT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE,
BUT FROM AN EIGHT-INCH PLATE.

# SUCH A COLD FINGER

- DIDN'T YOU USED TO BE ON TELEVISION?
- YEAH. I GOT OUT OF IT. UNPLEASANT PEOPLE.

WHICH I CAN UNDERSTAND.

HELLO, TODD. SNAZZY JEANS YOU'VE GOT ON.

FROM SWAFFHAM TO CROMER ON 106.5

- YOU'RE WRONG.
- OH, MAN. WHAT ABOUT, YOU KNOW...

I WILL. I WILL. BUT, LYNN,
PLEASE HAVE A WORD WITH THE BUILDER.

THE TAX PEOPLE ARE COMING IN AN HOUR.
YOU'VE GOT ONE HOUR TO GET READY.

PERHAPS IT DOESN'T FIT IN WITH HER BLINKERED
VIEW OF THE WORLD. NEVERTHELESS, NICE SONG.

- LYNN, ARE YOU WEARING PERFUME?
- YES.

- WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET KAREN COLMAN?
- WELL...YES.

GIRLFRIEND'S LEFT ME.

(JILL) THAT'S FINE.

YOU COULD END SOME OF YOUR CHAPTERS WITH,
"NEEDLES TO SAY...