FOR
AND A FREE TORCH -

GOOD AFTERNOON.
(MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN)

- THERE'S TEA IN THE POT.
- OH, GOOD.

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

RIGHT. ERROR ONE...

ALAN, MORE GOOD NEWS...

LIKE A HUGE LORRY SLIDING ALONG
ON ITS BACK FOR AGES. I'M BABBLING.

A LOT OF THEM DON'T, AND IT'S FANS
LIKE US THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE.

- BATHROOM.
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ROOM SAYS TO ME?

I'M TALKING TO DOMINGO IN LITTLE OAKLEY.

DISGUSTING. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

CHRIS!

STRAIGHT AWAY YOU'VE GOT THEM BY THE JAFFAS.

OH, NO. THAT'S THE COWARD'S WAY OUT, MAN.

WOULD YOU BE PRONE TO TEMPTATION LIKE ADAM?

SO, THIS DAN THE KITCHEN MAN...
YOU THINK HE WILL BE FRIEND?

OH, QUICK TIP, LYNN.
YOU KNOW THE BREAKFAST BUFFET?

(ALAN) LET BATTLE COMMENCE.