WERE THEY SAVAGE? WERE THEY GOING,
- JOHN.
- ALL RIGHT, JOHN, ME OLD MUCKER?
"BRITAIN HAS SOME OF THE SAFEST ROADS
IN EUROPE, BUT THIS ISN'T BRITAIN.
ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!
- DO YOU LIKE IT?
- WELL, IT'S IN A BOX.
- HELLO.
- HELLO. YOU GOING TO THE LIFT, TOO?
WHY THE RED ROPE AND PLASTIC FRUIT?
AND MY COPY.
THE IDEA OF REFLECTION OF COURSE
IS WHAT DAD WAS INTERESTED IN, THE IDEA OF...
NOT A DUCK'S BACK
BECAUSE HE HADN'T INVENTED DUCKS.
DO YOU LIKE MY CONES?
ALAN, I JUST WANT YOU TO STAND BY ME
WITH A TOWEL TO HELP ME DRY MYSELF.
YOU'VE COME ALL THIS WAY,
AND I THINK YOU'RE BEING A BIT NEGATIVE.
"COME BACK ON, ELO, AND CARRY ON PLAYING!"
IT'S NOT A CRANK CALL.
WHY HAVE YOU PUT IT ON THERE?
I HAD A LATE NIGHT. WE WENT FOR A CURRY
AND AS WE LEFT, THE HEAVENS OPENED
JUST TYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY.
- DID HE LEAVE A FIRST NAME?
- NO.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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