WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

ESPECIALLY IF IT HAD ONE OF THOSE CIGARETTE
CARDS IN THE SPOKES, SO IT WENT "FFFFF".

SO HOW LONG'S "LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOY"
BEEN COMING IN?

- YES, HE IS. IT'S A MAN.
- THAT'S HER BOYFRIEND.

AND "WET CHRISTMAS".

HE GAVE A TALK TO OUR SIXTH-FORMERS.

EXTRAORDINARY.

- YEAH.
- I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

I CAN'T HAVE A BIRD
TYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY PHONE.

NEWS.

- THERE IS NO CHICKEN INSIDE.
- YOU DIDN'T BUY A DISPLAY MODEL?

- DID YOU BUY IT DOWN THE MARKET?
- AYE.

WHAT YOU DO?

UM... I KNOW. THERE'S A COPY OF MY BOOK
BEHIND RECEPTION. CAN YOU SEE IT?

OK GO ON, THEN,

MY POINT IS THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR THE POSITIVES IN YOUR BOOK,

BUT TODAY IS LYNN'S DAY,

LISTENERS, I HAVE SOMEONE ON THE LINE
WHO FEARS HE MAY BE A GAY.