THERE'S A LOVELY PHRASE WHERE IT SAYS,
"BOATING APPEALS TO BOTH FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALIKE".

EVEN THOUGH, FROM THE PROMOTIONAL VIDEO,
I CAN SEE I WOULD HAVE A RUDDY GOOD TIME.

WE'RE STOPPING THIS AFTER TONIGHT.

MIND YOU, I CAN'T TALK. I'VE GOT A FAT BACK.

- ALL RIGHT?
- GOOD MORNING.

- PAINTED ON.
- YEAH. EXACTLY.

(LAUGHS)

- NO BODIES UNDER THERE, I HOPE!
- WHAT?

AN IRISH NAVVY. ANGINA.

I'M REALLY SCARED.

- IT WAS A BELTER! DID YOU HEAR IT?
- NO.

YOU'VE ALLOWED FOR THE VISIT TO THE GRAVE?

- ARE YOU SACKING ME? YOU ROTTEN SHIT!
- YOU'RE A ROTTEN SHIT, TOO. GET YOUR COAT!

IF YOU HAVE, PLEASE TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.

- GET THAT COW OFF THE BOAT!
- IT SMELLS. I CAN FEEL AN UDDER ON MY LEG!

IT LOOKS LIKE PORRIDGE!

FOUR. NO, THREE. IT'S GOT THE PAPER TOWELS.
I LIKE THREE.

THEY DIDN'T BAT AN EYELID.
I'LL JUST TELL THEM IT'S ME.