DID YOU SEE ALL THAT?

I CAN'T BREATHE.

STRONG. LOOK.

CAN YOU SMELL GAS?

YES. THE BEDROOM.
DOWN THE CORRIDOR, LAST DOOR ON THE LEFT.

- ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
YES.

- YOU'RE KEEN ON THE BIBLE?
- I LIVE BY IT.

LOOKING AT THE BIG GIRDLE SECTION?

HE SAY I SIT ON YOUR FACE.

NICE ROOM.

L HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, ALAN,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A SONG ABOUT...

- LONELY NIGHTS IN THE DESERT.
- THAT'S ALL FIXED NOW. I'LL BE ON ME WAY.

- NO.
- YOU BIG GIRLS BRAS!

- MUM, I WANT MY GAMEBOY.
- EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S HIS NAME?

INDEED, THE LINES ARE OPEN
IF YOU WANT TO COMMENT

- WHAT'S HIS NAME?
- GORDON.

WELL, YOU CAN BE DAVID COPPERFIELD.

YES, YOU DID. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A BOOK.
AND NOT A VERY GOOD BOOK.