A MAN CAME IN AND SAID HE WANTED COFFEE.

CHRIS!

LISTEN, JILL, THERE IS A ROMANTIC BUFFET SUPPER
AT THE HOTEL TONIGHT,

- HI. I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- PIET.

MARVELLOUS.

(BANG)

- (BARKING)
- SOMEONE LOCK THE DOG IN!

CAPTAIN PARTRIDGE, WOULD YOU LOOK AFTER THE FORT
WHILE I GO ON A RESUPPLY MISSION?

AND A RECEIPT FOR A PAIR OF SHOES
FROM DOLCIS IN DUNDEE.

AND YOUR MEETING
WITH PIET MORANT FROM DANTE FIRES.

AND STEAL THEIR EGGS.

THEY USE IT IN HAMMER HORROR FILMS.
CAN I TALK TO HER?

HELLO, IS THAT RECEPTION?

SHE MANAGED TO WALK 4OO YARDS, HOLDING
HER HAND IN HER OTHER HAND, AND HAILED A TAXI.

YOU HAVEN'T OPENED THE GATE. WELL DONE.

- BUT WITH A MORE SLAPSTICK APPROACH.
- NO.

IT'S 1 A.M. CALLING ALL PIGEONS.
THERE'S A CAT AMONGST YOU.

WE HAD TO DO TARGET IDENTIFICATION.