BUT NOT "THE ARCHERS"
WHO ARE A MIXED BAG. GOODBYE.

YES. HE'S THE AMERICAN MAGICIAN,
YOU KNOW?

IN THE NORFOLK AREA.

THAT'S A MILLION POUNDS!

- WE'LL BE HAVING COFFEE NEXT DOOR.
- I'LL SHOW YOU. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. WATCH.

YOU'VE GOT A CHOICE. YOU CAN EITHER
BOOK ME NOW, OR WAIT FOR CLIFF THORBURN.

BECAUSE I EVOLVE, BUT I DON'T...

- LIVING ROOM.
- I LIKE THIS, YES.

WHICH INVOLVES PHOTOGRAPH,
SCISSORS, FORMS BEING FILLED IN,

NO ONE WAS SUGGESTING THEY WOULD.

- ALL THE BLOOD WILL RUN OUT OF THE HOLE.
- PULL IT OFF.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TIDYING?

NO, NOT YOU, THE WOMAN BEHIND.

I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE FOR A BIT.
LEAVE IT ABOUT FIFTEEN...

YOU HAVE THIS OBSESSION WITH AMERICAN THINGS,
YET YOU WORK FOR BRITISH PETROLEUM.

DO YOU REMEMBER THE MAN WHO CAME UP
TO ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH?

THE TEMPERATURE INSIDE THIS APPLE TURNOVER
IS 1,OOO DEGREES.

- THIS IS "EINSTEIN A GO GO".
- GID. THAT'S GIT.