JUST TYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY.

L WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF SHE WENT
AND OPENED UP HER CHEST,

- WE'RE BRUNCHING.
- CAN I SHAKE HANDS AGAIN?

- YES. GOODNIGHT.
- GOODNIGHT, ALAN,

YES, OF COURSE, ALAN.

HE GAVE A TALK TO OUR SIXTH-FORMERS.

YES. A DOSSER AND A DWAD.

SO HOW LONG'S "LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOY"
BEEN COMING IN?

HE USED TO FLIRT WITH LYNN ALL THE TIME.

ALAN'S LOVE ASYLUM

A PINT OF BITTER, A BIG MARKER PEN, WHATEVER.

- DID HE LEAVE A FIRST NAME?
- NO.

AIN'T NO ONE GONNA STOP ME.

YOU'RE JOINING ME, ALAN PARTRIDGE,

I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO, I'M NOT DRIVING
A MINI METRO, I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.

I, ALAN PARTRIDGE,
TALK TO M.E. SUFFERERS ABOUT THEIR CONDITION.

IS SOMETHING THE MATTER?

- YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T WANT RENT?
- AS I SAID, WE CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT.